fxckingp3nguins-lovely:

bestlols:

this

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the-chief-moosecateer:

fallingisalotlikeflying:

daleksinbras:

So my teacher had us do a lab today involving heating glass over a flame

and he kept a tally over how many students got injured

yup

4th period doesn’t know how to party.

but period two does

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schoompy:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

fuckin

crazy ass

bobbleheaded

tiny motherfuckin

i dont even

things that dont make any sense

dragon faced

jesus christ is that a duck

some kind of prehistoric nonsense

holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

This

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i-am-of-asgard:

longlivesuperstar:

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

That gif is the most perfect thing in the world

at first you think it’s frozen but then you see it… Robert Downey jr clapping in the middle 

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ghostboyfriend:

WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS

WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this 

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